What happened last night in the Loop?

What happened last night in the Loop?

I was at Ciceros. On my way out two hot lipstick lesbians grabbed me and wanted to go to another bar. This bar was more of a pool hall and it was on the 3rd floor of this building I'm not sure it even has a name. So we are up there kickin it and what not when the girl I was flirting with said "we have to leave now, I know someone here", I replied "so what do you have a bf or something?" She says "no, i'm only 19 and if they say something I will get kicked out". Well at that point she grabbed my hand and headed towards this exit. Only it wasn't an exit it was a fire ladder door. So I walk through the door and I'm outside with this hot horny lipsticker bitch stuck on a platform 3 stories up in an alley. Well we go down one story and start making out and she wanted to go back to her place. Only problem was we were on the second floor and the door to go back in the bar didn't have a handle from the outside and the stairs were on a swivel and were up from the alley. So if you walked out and put weight on them they would go down. But I was wasted and didn't really realize how the stairs worked.

Well my bgf was calling me on my cell and I was trying to explain to her where I was and to come open this door to let us back in when I suddenly heard a loud ass crash with glass breaking and metal scraping and I look around and this chick is laying at the bottom of the stairs with her legs tangled in the steps and her face laying in the alley. We all could then see right up her non panty skirt and she was bottom smiling to the world! Her stupid tight slutty ass tried walking out there apparently and didn't balance on the way down. Two random dudes came running over and helped her up and the stairs came buck up and I was stuck again.

At this point I was kinda shittin bricks since this dikey was 19 and they were probably gonna think I pushed her dumb ass down. So I decided to try to ride the stairs down and see what was up. Right when I make it down two cops show up around the corner and come ask her what happened. Well this bitch was hammered and had gravel stuck in her face and I'm pretty sure her arm was broken. So the cops ask me and I tell them i don't have a clue I just came down from the bar and she starts walking away. The cops turn to her and ask her for an id and I turn around and head around the corner and there is my buddy standing trying to call me. We hopped in the car and got the fuck out of there.

I looked in the papers for the next few weeks in case they arrested her or anything but nothing. I was pissed too because this chick had a killer body and I still want to lick on her after she healed up. Talk about a bad beat.

you guys need Ciceros! ok here it is:

The best pizza in town, widest beer selection and a kick-ass venue with great bands playing nearly every night of the week. And don't forget Beer School most Wednesday nights.

Location:
6691 Delmar
Saint Louis, MO, 63130

314-862-0009

Mon - Sat:
11:00 am - 1:00 am
Sun:
11:00 am - 12:00 am

i love the group of people in the loop! its so laid back and fun! if the weather is good i love to get wasted on an outdoor patio in the loop! i really love going to the moonrise hotel rooftop bar with my girlfrans!

Cicero's - great pizza and live music.. terrific

I dont remember what happened last night in the loop, i blacked out after a concert at the Pageant